as of late

Lately I have been thinking about what I would do if I were obnoxiously wealthy. And I have concluded that I would own me a servant. I would take my servant grocery shopping with me, and she would push the cart, and load the car up. My servant would also assist me as I cooked in the kitchen and clean up as we went. She would drive me places and I would just sit in the passenger seat and listen to music. My servant would aslo carry my planner and schedule things down for me, she would give me little reminders and messages. She would also carry my cell phone for me and screen all my calls, read me all my text messages. When I was bored she would play backgammon with me, or anything that I wanted to play. Oh my gosh, I would always have a racquet ball, or tennis partner to play with!!! Oh, life would be so wonderful with a servant.